Friday, July 10, 2009

Yes.. people really ARE this dumb.


There is a woman that I work with who is really dumber than a box of doorknobs. We have had lunch catered in for the last 2 days. Today is sandwiches. This same woman walked into the breakroom yesterday at lunch time. We had spaghetti and meatballs , alfredo sauce and noodles and veggies. No lie.. she said.. "Oh is this the sandwiches we are having for lunch?" I looked at her, looked at the food on the table and said, "No Fiona, that's spaghetti and meatballs." She said "Ohhhhh" and walked out of the room. Later, she comes back in and looks at the alfredo sauce and asked the caterer "What kind of soup is this" The caterer gives her a weird look and said.. "uhhhhhhhh that's alfredo sauce" "Oh.. whats it for?" I had to leave the room at that point ... I would have been fired for laughing and calling her a dumbass






*name changed to protect the door knobs

13 comments:

dizzblnd said...

I guess not all of us get to dine all fancy and shit, with "sauce" and "meatballs", and "silverware"...

dizzblnd said...

LOL I think she lives alone and is a cat person if you know what I mean!

dizzblnd said...

Um....that's really sad.

dizzblnd said...

Oops. That was me. Must of have been the "sandwiches" I had for dinner.

dizzblnd said...

So really what is the alfredo sauce for.....ha ha ha sometimes it boggles the mind that these types of people actually breed and have children. Although you mentioned she is of the cat person persuasion so maybe that's best for the world at large. I give you major cool points for not blowing your stack and calling her a dumbass.

dizzblnd said...

I can beat you with the stupid colleagues - I work with someone who STANDS on the toilet seat when she uses the bathroom ... Yep, STANDS ... Not only does she STAND, she leaves her lovely footprints too!

dizzblnd said...

sad but very true!

dizzblnd said...

LMAO I wondered... crazy girl!

dizzblnd said...

thank god she doesn't have any children. I would be scared.
She always looks so bewildered outside of work too.. so I know its not work that does it to her

dizzblnd said...

WOW! What a freak.

dizzblnd said...

hi there, just enjoying your sense of humor on your doggy soggy bloggy and this one! Do you live in Appalachia too? LOL

Guest said...

hi there, just enjoying your sense of humor on your doggy soggy bloggy and this one! Do you live in Appalachia too? LOL

AD said...

LOL.

The asterisk was hilarious.
:D

And is that the same woman we see EVERYWHERE? The weird one?