As some of you know my husband has been temporarily without work. He got a job YAY!.
On Friday, about noon, he texts me at work to tell me he has to be in Miami that night, by 10 or 11 THAT night. It is about a 5 hour drive.
Anyway, I asked my boss for the rest of the day off so I can help get him packed and and stuff. She understood and let me go home.
On Monday morning she comes in and says "Did you get your man off?" I about died. As soon as the words left her mouth, she had a horrified "OMG that is grounds for a sexual harassment suit" look on her face. I just smiled a dirty little smile and said "Yes I did"
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Congratulations for the job and for getting your man off ... Seems like a good day was had by all!
Thank you! It has been so very rough. I am relieved that there will now be a steady paycheck. It WAS a good day!
Sometimes those words are pouring out of our mouths and we just can't stop them!
uep.. i say crap all the time i wish i could swallow back down
Hahahaha! Now that is classic... and I love even more so that you replied "Yes"...hehehe
Every time someone says, "Put it in" (cd's into the player, videos into the VCR) I start to laugh. The word 'caulk' (I have brothers) cracks me up too.
Yeah, I'm a child.
LMAO this reminds me of the time the deacon at church said my grandmom was riding him...of course he meant she was taking him home that day but it had me in stitches.
Words are funny things - even the most innocent ones can get a weirdly dirty meaning - I tend to embarras myself that way sometimes...
Bye the way, "cock" is a normal word for a rooster in British English and they also buy "a rubber" at the stationer's where they get pens, pencils and stuff. "Fanny", on the other hand, is a much more private part in England than it is in the U.S. Sometimes I tell my students about these differences an they find them funny.
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